Sports Fans Moving Down Biological Ladder

They say tragedy comes in threes. This weekend we lost Dolfan Denny and Crazy Ray. Who's next? That John 3:16 guy? No, he'll be taken up bodily at the Rapture. The Rainbow Hair guy? I'm pretty sure he was beaten to death by jealous clowns in the mid 80's. Maybe it will be that guy who puts his own name on the back of his authentic team jersey in an attempt to belong to something important. Well, I don't know who it will be but everything I know about numerology says its coming. So I'm offering a free dinner with UBlo complete with your own identity-concealing head sack (we'll even put your name on the back) to the H-Blog reader who identifies Number Three in this year's Sports Fan Death Watch. Please be advised that Jimmy Carter has agreed to certify any death reported to H-Blog to verify that the dead fan was not "assisted" in any way by the Sports Fan Death Watch contestant. So let's keep it clean this year.