Yet Another Reason Why Tom Brady Is Not That Bright

So you think Tom Brady is a genius in the mold of Steve Young? If the last two playoff games of '06 weren't enough to change your tune (he won one of them, but didn't deserve to), then how about this. There is a reason why super models aren't allowed to teach college courses. There is also a reason why they aren't allowed to be spokespeople for substantive causes. "Today, no one is a virgin when they get married" as a public statement will help you understand why. Clearly, Gisele isn't going to be putting together any complicated puzzles in the near future (she may need a little help opening her Happy Meals as well). So who signs up for endless evenings of conversation with her? Stephen Hawking? No. Tom Brady. There may be a few reasons to put Gisele in your five, but stimulating intellectual conversation ain't one of 'em. The evidence just keeps mounting against simple Tom.