Which means I did pass 10th grade science

So Pluto's not a planet. Meaning the old helper My Very Elegant Mother Just Baked Us Nine Planets is a bit more Brothers Grimm, as now My Very Elegant Mother Just Baked Us Nine.

Also like, "'It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist,' she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella."

And you say astronomers don't know how to PAAAAR-TEY!