Beastiality Good, Homosexuality Bad
Talking with a friend yesterday about movies and the following came up.
Him: King Kong was actually a really romantic movie. Just a good love story.
Both of us: Blah, blah, blah for awhile.
Mrs. UBlo: What about Brokeback Mountain?
Him: No...
Her: Why not?
Him: Because...noooo...
Me: But its supposed to be a really good movie.
Him: So, its...
Me: But is supposed to be a good love story.
Him: Nawww.
So to recap.
Blond + Giant Gorilla = Sweet romantic story
Cowboy + Cowboy = Gross
I think the homosexual agenda people need to hire the Giant Gorilla Love Association's PR folks
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Or they should call the movie what I would have: DUDE RANCH.
Having the sense it all ends badly for the 'boys and that it's a message movie with a message I already got, I'm left only with the iconic image of big-screen cowboys making with the kissy-face, and me giggling and wanting more: gay gangsters; gay astronauts; and, of course, gay robots. Larry King says, "Give R2D2 the Oscar!! THESE are the droids I'M looking for!!"
Perhaps not . . .
KING KONG romantic? You're a dad, you saw it. That monkey's a big baby, and Naomi Watts is his little blond mama falling all over herself to keep him happy and dry.
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