This Week on the Psychic Hotline

After completely blowing last year's hurricane predictions the undaunted weather community is struggling back up from the canvas. Another "very active" summer lies ahead of us we are told. And you know what? They might just be right this time. There are only three possible outcomes of any hurricane season: above average, below average and average. The smart move is to pick one answer and stick with it securing a 33% chance of being right. If you keep making different predictions you might never be right. And that could possibly lead to you being ignored! So thank you weather community for playing your hand correctly and thank you media for reporting nothing as if it were something, now we all have an important topic to discuss on the elevator.