Fox news, tired of pretense of independence, publicly urges White House "Just tell us what to report."

Move also has benefit of getting rid of having to "work" and "think."

"It's a win-win!"-raves Sean Hannity

"Worked Great for Stalin."-notes V.P. Dick Cheney

"Bold move-not even China has that. This is just the move to show that we're still ahead of them."-Sen. Majority Leader Bill Frist.

"Getting the press to plead for State sponosored media is Carl Rove's crowning achievement. I tip my hat to the master."-Rush Limbaugh