"How it works," a play by the Unknow Blogger

So I guess this is how it works in our democracy.

The Nation: White House, we think you've committed a crime.

White House: (Not bothering to look up from "Family Circus" cartoon) Mmm-hmm...

TN: Seriously, we're investigating

WH: Oooh, "Marmaduke" looks funny today.

TN: Anyway, we need to collect information, or evidence, to see if you've committed a crime.

WH: No can do...classified.

TN: Well...ok then. I guess we're done here.

WH: (Moving on to "Dennis the Mennace") Ha! Got Margaret again.