"I'm a musician, man. This is what I do. I got a little bit of pride about the blues. I'm not like these actors who can't play."-Steven Sega

Ohhhhh, now I get it, he's a musician who can't act. It does explain the silly clothes, and Wilsonian weight gain though.

(Yes, I'm very tough on my blog, if I saw him in real person you could expect to hear, "Excellent set Mr. Segal. By the way, I love your energy soda, kicks Red Bull's ass.")