Canada moves to hog the jukebox

Looking to, and I'm not making this up, make a move that "takes Canada's reputation in the gold bullion industry to an unprecedented level" Canada created a $1,000,000 dollar coin (Canadian, or $850,000 USD, or 6 Euros). Looks like Canada read my post on having the killer instinct, this move will surely show whoever's chasing Canada for the title of "Gold Bullion Champion" that Canada's for real bi-atch.

I guess that means I'll be getting these coins in my change when I buy a coke at the Buffalo 7-11. I hate it when that happens. I know that when I try to use this Canadian coin to buy 850,000 bags of Doritos, they're just going to get jammed in the stupid vending machine.