Fleiss turns Tyson out

Sometimes things are just so bizarre that I can't even get quippy. My mind was aflutter, but nothing I could come up could beat the real thing.

Mike Tyson is set to be male prostitute, gigolo if you will, working for former Hollywood madame Heidi Fliess in Nevada.

I checked, it's not April 1, so hopefully this is some kind of hoax or publicity stunt. If not, I'm fairly sure Gigolo Tyson is the Gummo Marx of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.