My shirt rocks! No...seriously.

Australian Scientists have invented a shirt that turns movement into music.

The bad news: Now your nerdy kid won't ever leave his room. Or at least you should hope so. If he's doing the "real air guitar" think in public I think it's grounds for pantsing your own kid.

The good news: At least he's getting some exercise. Plus, if he's doing it in public, think of all the running he'll get in by trying to get away from you.

Bonus good news: You also won't have to worry about him getting some girl pregnant. Using this shirt is the ultimate abstinence tool.

As a side note, I see loading it with a touring bands music and selling it as the ultimate concert shirt.